fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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