I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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