I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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