Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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