We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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