i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
