Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
this just has baby written all over it
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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