so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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