hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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