just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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