I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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