The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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