Do you still have your period?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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