She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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