Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
