I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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