This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was like eating out sand paper
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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