He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
