party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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