Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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