Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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