guys are not supposed to queef...right?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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