but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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