How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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