I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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