So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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