Why are handjobs necessary in class?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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