I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You had me at "let me see your balls"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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