i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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