there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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