Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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