dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
