she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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