Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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