If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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