what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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