she was so not down for the gang bang
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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