Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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