I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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