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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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