Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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