My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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