Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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