I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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