If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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