We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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