That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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