so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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