Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
