That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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